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Gloria Van Cleave, who has been victimized by Carpentersville Trustee Paul Humpfer, has just received a call from the Producers of The Judge Jeanine Pirro Show from the Fox Network.
Paul, please stop victimizing Gloria and accept the invitation from Judge Pirro. Why do you want to drag this trial another 3 months? Do you claim that it’s YOU that is the victim?
Seems like the excuses of rapists who claim that she asked for it.
Let’s end the drama and suspense Mr. Humpfer, agree to the offer and let it be decided sooner, instead of later.
Gloria Van Cleave who has been waiting for the TITLE of the vehicle for way over 2 years now has received an express letter from the Producers of JUDGE JUDY of T.V. fame.
Apparently they got word of the case in Small Claims Court and now want to do a show on her problems with Carpentersville Trustee Paul Humpfer! Tee-hee, now that’s funny!
Check out the letter on the link provided:
Nothing like putting Carpentersville back in the news.