Thanks to a local resident, he was able to chase the above monkey from stealing a Linda Ramirez Sliwinski campaign sign. He was able to take this picture of this offender.
Apparently, this an act of revenge after Carpentersville Trustee Linda Ramirez Sliwinski chased monkees out of her neighbor’s tree. After the “chasing those monkees incident,” the family of monkees moved out of the neighborhood.
This bigoted incident should’ve never happened in Carpentersville. These monkees only do jobs, that illegal aliens refuse to do. They’re just trying to make a living and raise their families here in Carpentersville.
They pay taxes and enjoy spending their money at local pubs.
Monkees like the one below, are now arming themselves and training hard to protect their families from the hate that Carpentersville Trustee Linda Ramirez Sliwinski preaches.
The time has come, that we declare Carpentersville a “Sanctuary Village,” for monkees. I’m really tired of hearing how monkees are a drain on our resources and pocket book. All they want to do is make a living, raise their families and integrate into our society.
Is it not worth hiring teachers who speak, write and understand the culture of monkees. This will only speed their blending into human society and be a productive citizen of our great Village. Of course, we all need to pitch in to the local pantry and fill the shelves with bananas, peanuts and other foods that they’re more accustomed to.
We also ask you to understand that their customs like, going to the bathroom in public on streets, sidewalks, in businesses and sometimes in your home is their cultural right. We can’t expect them to assimilate overnight. After several generations, they’ll adopt our preferred method of disposing waste.
The next time you see a monkey walking down your sidewalk, please invite him/her in your home. You will soon see that they’re not much different than you.
Oh….make sure you have plenty of newspapers spread around your floor.