Sarah Palin’s qualifications for V.P.!!!!

Richard, her ummm, errr…..credentials, speak for themselves.

Yours truly,

Frank “mmmmmmm” Stoneham


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23 responses to “Sarah Palin’s qualifications for V.P.!!!!

  1. carpentersville2

    I’m still trying to find Obama’s Credentials or Qualifications

    your one up on me!


    • Randy

      If you would stop looking for Obama’s qualifications on naughty picture websites then you might be able to find them. Unless you are disregarding his educational qualifications and his experience, which is much better than Palin’s.

  2. carpentersville2

    Post Turtle by ET

    While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75 year old rancher, who’s hand was caught in the gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man.

    Eventually, the topic got around to Obama and his bid to be our president.

    The old rancher said, ‘Well, ya know, Obama is a ‘Post Turtle’.

    Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a ‘post turtle’ was.

    The old rancher said, ‘When your driving down a country road, and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that’s a ‘post turtle’.

    The old rancher saw the puzzled look on the doctor’s face, so he continued to explain,

    You know he didn’t get up there by himself, he doesn’t belong up there, and he doesn’t know what to do while he’s up there, and you just wonder what kind of dumbass put him up there to begin with’.

  3. lamarhowell

    It just shows that you are not an educated person if all the argument you have is to use photoshopped lewdness to try to close an argument. You have no argument at all. Certainly there is no argument as to your being a Philistine.

  4. carpentersville

    Puleeeze! Ok, how about telling us what her qualifications are to be President, let alone V.P.

    AND please, don’t tell us she qualified, cause she has “D” cup breasts.


    • Richard

      She may be Dumb, but She’s still smarter than the Dumb Ass We have in the White House Now.

      Hell anybody can F@ck up a Country! It takes someone smart to Manage One but, We’ll have to wait!

      • Yes Richard, we know of your hatred for our Democratic President, especially with him being BLACK.

        Partisan garbage in, partisan garbage out.

        Even McCain’s people knew that they had to somewhat gag her, otherwise she may have shot their campaign down. Which she did.

        But, mmmmmm that broad sure does look hot!


      • Ben

        AMEN, RICHARD!!! In fact, I just said the same thing to someone a while back. They were ripping on her for using the phrase “How’s that hopey, changey stuff working out for ya’?” at a Tea Party Convention, talking about Barrack Obama. In all honesty, Sarah Palin seems more human and personal than anyone we’ve had in a LONG time.

  5. carpentersville

    …my GOD! She’s hot!


  6. Richard

    What does BLACK have to do with anything?

  7. Oh c’mon Richard!

    From day 1, you printed a bunch of garbage on our President. Whether it’s about him being born in some foreign land or being a Muslim or this or that. Conspiracies and such is just that, fodder for the uneducated masses. You know the kind Richard, the kind that like to fly the Confederate Flag and have it as a bumper sticker. AND, of course, those who follow the rightwing zealots of the Minutemen.

    You have shown your disrespect of those who have a different religion or just so happens to have a different skin color.

    YET, you love those OREO COOKIES who embrace the theology of the Neo-Cons. Just like Steele who is Chairman of the Republican Party. Of course, you and the Neo-Cons will always try to find some minority and place him/her in a position of power to show how open-minded you are.


  8. Richard

    Frank, where do you come up with This stuff? There is not one correct accusation you made!

    This One it Great!

    “You have shown your disrespect of those who have a different religion or just so happens to have a different skin color.”

    What Religion am I Frank, You don’t even know !

    Give it up! Will You.

  9. My poor ole’ friend….. has dementia already started to mess around with your memory? OR, is it selected memory loss?

    Are you really sure you haven’t posted lies and innuedoes about our Commander in Chief and President?

    Please Richard, go back to past articles that you have published here at the Carpentersville Playhouse and refresh your fading memory.


  10. Richard

    “Yes Richard, we know of your hatred for our Democratic President, especially with him being BLACK.”

    I got an Idea Frank, Why don’t you find the exact Quote that stated I have a problem with a Black President.

    Copy the link and paste it Here. So we can see It.

  11. So Richard, you never printed articles on our President about him being some type of closet Muslim? OR, our Commander in Chief being born in a foreign land?

    Listen I’m not going to do your research, besides that Richard, you’re not interested in the truth. You are a true partisan rightwing soldier of the Minutemen and other organizations that believe in wrapping themselves in the American flag, with a Bible in one hand and a Assault Rifle in the other. The true image of an American Patriot!

    Gloria Van Cleave told me that you still haven’t contacted her about Paul Humpfer’s vehicle TITLE and the truth behind that. Like I said Richard, you’re not interested in the truth. You’d rather hide from the truth, then say listen to how your hero screwed over a woman.


  12. Bob

    none of those are her LOL. The last one is Britney Spears.

  13. frank

    wish they were real pics of her she is a very beautiful lady!!! love to see her for real!

  14. Tom

    I think cvilles board took lessons from a kentucky senator you think there on the same level of stupidy

  15. Dave Reece

    Richard and Franky, you guys are a couple of racist retards.

    Frank does your wife fully know how much of a deviant you are ? I know the last time I talked to her she had some concerns about you, but, she was still trying to connect the dots. She is a real nice lady. Why would you want to disrespect her by saying stupid things like that?

  16. Davey-boy, you’re pathetic! You got to lay off the drinking. All it does is make you look pathetic.

    Oh and as far as my wife is concerned, she called the cops on you the last time you were at my house. Apparently, you’re delusional. Of course you were lucky that I wasn’t home. I would of bent you over and spanked the tar out of your spineless ass.

    • LT. Oxnogers

      y’all a bunch a certified dumbasses..down here in Texas we settle our differences the old fasioned way…we get real drunk…punch the asshole liberal in the mouth and then become friends the next mornin’ try it out boys..sorry for me spellin im runnin on windows one so i dont got that fancy spell checker busines foxnews has been tellin me bout.

  17. Id tap it, I know Obama would Tap it, even the turtle on the post would tap it. God forbid fuck politics, Fuck Sarah Palin, Literally.

    (no I did not say whether I like or hate any particular politician or our president or the ex vp.. All I am insinuating is that someone should tap it. )

    • Dave P

      1st: Palin is H-O-T!!!
      2nd: Obama is in over his head…bigtime! He is spending my great grandchildren’s money…and I’m only 25! Go ahead and call me a racist…or whatever. I’d rather be a racist than an baby killing liberal (referencing abortion for those who are dumb).
      3rd: Although Sarah Palin is hot, she is also unqualified to be president, or VP…but then again…so is Obama and Biden.

      Now, to solve problems in the USA:
      1. Stop investing in corn based fuels, and work towards something else…not sure what…but government subsidized ethanol is driving food prices up, and will continue to do so. Plus, it takes a TON of energy to produce it! I also don’t like wind power…again…subsidized. Plus, each unit costs between 3-5 million dollars if you consider the infrastructure that goes into it.
      2. Ban Abortion – it is MURDER. A baby at 6 weeks has more brain activity than some we keep on life support!
      3. Gays – about 4% of the population claims to be gay. Why do we make legislation for the majority, based on the minority? Doesn’t a democracy support the masses? AKA Majority rules?!?!
      4. Less politics in WAR. Get in, get it done, get the F*%# out. Overall better than the stupid games we play these days. Remember WWII? That was America the BADASS, today is America the SHRINK (how does that make you feel?
      5. We need to DRILL here and NOW! Not as a permanent solution, but to get our economy back on track.
      6. Balance the F&$%ing budget! I have to pay my bills without going into extreme debt…why doesn’t the FED?

      So, I will probably never respond to any comments because I’m just bored and sick and tired of you frickin people and your consiracy theories and liberal agendas. This country was founded on certain principles…and trying not to sound too much like a Bible thumper…it is written on the dollar bill: “IN GOD WE TRUST”. Regardless of your religion, you have to agree that if we all lived by the 10 commandments, we’d be in a lot less shit. And to the comment about assault rifles in one hand and the bible in the other…guns are a good thing if responsible people obtain them legally. Ex. 1 in 2 Texas women claims to carry a gun at all times. They have one of the lowest rape instances of all states. Why you ask? Because the rapist would have a 50/50 chance of getting their *#&$ blown off!

      One final thought: If we were to put less money into wellfare, public assistance, etc, etc, and more money into the education of our youth, perhaps there would be fewer dropping out, getting pregnant, and doing drugs. Therefore, there wouldn’t be as large of a need for those programs. People need to be responsible for their own actions…politician or civilian. Let’s start there.

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