NEWS FLASH!!! Sarto’s life is endangered!

As first reported right here on the Carpentersville Playhouse, hundreds of squirells have tried to scratch and chew their way into Village President Bill Sarto’s residence. Luckily for Mr. Sarto, children from around his neighborhood, chased the squirells away, when they were looking for marbles around his yard, after reports that Sarto had lost his marbles. Unfortunately, the children left, when none of them could find any marbles.

Today as Bill Sarto left his home through his front door, he was savagely attacked by a mutant squirell.

Just my thoughts,


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