Clyde, who is pictured with his invention, the Rant-O-Meter, invented this gadget for public safety. As many of us, who have endured countless hours of ranting and ravings from our deranged President Bill Sarto. We have been experiencing dizziness, headaches and a severe pain in our….err, umm, well in the lower part of our body.
A renowned Doctor, who declines to give his name said, “Most human beings can only tolerate no more than ten minutes of extreme rantings from obviously mentally ill people.” He also says, “That the longer you listen to these rantings, the more likely you can suffer sever headaches, dizziness and nausea.” The Doctor concludes with this, “Either scream or leave the area immediately or you risk severe injury to your neuron connections and/or gastric-intestinal system.”
Please be advised, to keep an eye on the Rant-O-Meter and if, it goes past ten minutes, please evacuate the room immediately!!!
Thank God, we have the Rant-O-Meter for the good of Public Health!
Just my thoughts,