Entries from November 2009

November 12, 2009

HUMPFER’S AUTO SALES

Welcome to Paul Humpfer’s premium pre-driven cars! Where you always save money.
We accept all major credit cards, checks, cash and your first born. We’ll even finance you, with good credit, no credit or bad credit.
You’ll never be pressured to buy one of our fine vehicles, nope. Maybe conned into one, but never pressured!

So come on down [...]

November 9, 2009

Decriminalize Paul?

November 5, 2009

Judge Pirro wants to hear the case too!

Gloria Van Cleave, who has been victimized by Carpentersville Trustee Paul Humpfer, has just received a call from the Producers of The Judge Jeanine Pirro Show from the Fox Network.
Paul, please stop victimizing Gloria and accept the invitation from Judge Pirro. Why do you want to drag this trial another 3 months? Do you claim [...]

November 5, 2009

Fanatics never give up!

November 4, 2009

Take a bite out of Crime!

November 4, 2009

Would you like fries and a drink with that?

November 3, 2009

Paul Humpfer on Judge Judy Show?!?!

Gloria Van Cleave who has been waiting for the TITLE of the vehicle for way over 2 years now has received an express letter from the Producers of JUDGE JUDY of T.V. fame.
Apparently they got word of the case in Small Claims Court and now want to do a show on her problems with Carpentersville [...]

November 2, 2009

BETTER GET THAT TITLE, PAUL!