The beginning of the End, Of the United States of America!

Twas the night before elections*
*And all through the town*
*Tempers were flaring*
*Emotions all up and down!*
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*I, in my bathrobe*
*With a cat in my lap*
*Had cut off the TV*
*Tired of political crap.*
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*When all of a sudden*
*There arose such a noise*
*I peered out of my window*
*Saw Obama and his boys*
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*They had come for my [...]