Sarto and his thugs, will be revealed in this hard hitting expose of the tactics and bullying of trustees and residents alike.
You won’t want to miss this, as it will delve deep into the minds of deranged individuals. These thugs will do anything to scare, intimidate and harrass anyone who dares cross their path, including [...]
Entries from May 2008
May 22, 2008
COMING SOON! SARTO’S GESTAPO TACTICS!
May 22, 2008
King Sarto’s theme song.
Please sing along with our beloved Carpentersville Village President William Sarto!
They’re Coming to Take Me Away, Ha-Haaa
http://www.turoks.net/Cabana/TheyreComingToTakeMeAwayHaHa.htm
from: Dr. Demento’s Delights
Warner Bros. 1975 BS 2855 0698
Remember when you ran away and I got on my knees and begged you not to
leave because I’d go berserk?? Well…
You left me anyhow and then the days got worse and [...]
May 21, 2008
NEWS FLASH!!! Sarto’s life is endangered!
As first reported right here on the Carpentersville Playhouse, hundreds of squirells have tried to scratch and chew their way into Village President Bill Sarto’s residence. Luckily for Mr. Sarto, children from around his neighborhood, chased the squirells away, when they were looking for marbles around his yard, after reports that Sarto had lost his [...]
May 18, 2008
King Sarto’s Madness!
Does King Sarto have the same infliction that England’s King George had?
Is there reasons behind his madness? Is it alcohol related, drugs, dementia, or some other illness. Does he actually think he’s right and everyone else is wrong?
King Sarto has gone and thrown mud and insults to all the trustees [except Linda Remariz-Sliwinski], newspapers and [...]
May 12, 2008
Sarto’s Rant-O-Meter!
Clyde, who is pictured with his invention, the Rant-O-Meter, invented this gadget for public safety. As many of us, who have endured countless hours of ranting and ravings from our deranged President Bill Sarto. We have been experiencing dizziness, headaches and a severe pain in our….err, umm, well in the lower part of our body.
A [...]
May 9, 2008
Children have scared off the squirrels!
As reported earlier about the squirrel problem over at Bill Sarto’s house, the squirells have been scared off by a horde of children.
When I asked the children what they were doing, the children replied, “We heard that Mr. Sarto has lost his marbles!” A couple of kids in disgust shouted, “There ain’t no marbles here!”
Later [...]
May 9, 2008
Court Jester Nate Spain, staying or leaving?
Looks like Nate Spain is still the Court Jester for King Sarto. He won’t officially resign from the Audit and Finance Commision, yet he says he won’t participate as long as trustee Paul Humpfer, remains as the Chairman of the Audit and Finance Commision. King Sarto says, that he won’t fill in this vacancy, hmmmmm.
Nothing like looking after [...]
